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Jul 30
theonion:

Patient Zero Kicking Back In 38C With Episode Of ‘New Girl’

… sometimes the onion jokes about things that scare me for realsies. 

theonion:

Patient Zero Kicking Back In 38C With Episode Of ‘New Girl’

… sometimes the onion jokes about things that scare me for realsies. 


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Jul 30

kyssthis16:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britain thinks its special

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAH


8884
Jul 30

nunswithgunz:

OH MY GOD.

(Source: vanillish)


271933
Jul 30
 
ayyyye

 

ayyyye

(Source: necrophilofthefuture)


342
Jul 30
Maybe the poor should stop job-hoarding if they want jobs available.

That same First Year Biology Major

I had to look up what ‘job hoarder’ meant and holy fucking shit there are people in this world who think that people are maintaining multiple minwage (and lower than minwage in the case of restaurant serving or harvesting crops or working under the table etc) jobs BECAUSE THEY JUST LOVE TO DO SHITTY WORK THAT MUCH and/or out of spite or some shit?

They’re going on my wendigo list.

(via moniquill)

….I just…but…*throws hands up*

(via note-a-bear)

(Source: shitrichcollegekidssay)


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Jul 30

buzzfeed:

You don’t say.


4184
Jul 30
hanmardau:

That’s it… That’s the whole show

hanmardau:

That’s it… That’s the whole show


3388
Jul 30
She does not know her beauty. She thinks her brown body has no glory. If she could dance, naked, under palm trees, and see her image in the river, she would know. But there are no palm trees on the streets and the dishwasher gives back no image.
Nina Simone - Images (via iyaricorazon)

(Source: themiseducationoflife)


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Jul 29
Stephen A. Smith Suspended One Week From ESPN Following Ray Rice Comments

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Jul 29

gynocraticgrrl:

[Note: When J. Elliot refers to her being classed as one of ‘your people’ in relation to black people of color, it’s based on her reputation of being an outspoken, anti-racism ally].

- Jane Elliot on the Oprah Winfrey Show panel on racism in 1992.

(Source: exgynocraticgrrl)


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Jul 29
theblogofmicah:

All the time.

theblogofmicah:

All the time.


52
Jul 29
Samuel Jackson Saying Motherf**ker, The Ultimate Supercut

147196
Jul 29

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!